These are pretty much the worst pictures ever, but my digi-cam batteries are dead, like usual and I thought I'd try my phone's lame panoramic feature. Anyway, here is our new place, minus the basement and some bedrooms. Our kids had friends over last night and they're still a disaster.
Psh! Have you no romantic bone in your body? That's where you take your lady for special moments in the soft moonlight, two crystal flutes of champagne clinking dreamily while you stare into each other's dewy eyes...
...or, y'know, a castle/turret/pirate ship for your kids.