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How to be good sheep

Postby SNAKEBITE » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:11 pm

1-Believe there's a difference between democrat and republican.
2-Believe that voting gives you a voice.
3-Believe paying your outrageous federal taxes helps our country progress
4-Believe that getting into the system can change it
5-Be aggressive in your beliefs and bully people into thinking they are stupid
for not believing what you do.
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby Soonergriff » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:40 pm

I believe the Politically Correct term is "Sheeple". :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeple
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby monkeybutter » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:45 pm

I dunno man, my list had like 25 things and Soonergriffs had like 20 or so. I think you can do better than this.
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby Zombie Dave McCaig » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:45 pm

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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby John Rauch » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:53 pm

Damn...I don't know which I like better.

Snake = GZ Shaman. Let's put those user titles to good use!
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby michael-e-w » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:55 pm

:*: :rawk: :ha: :rawk: :*:
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby Iron Odin » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:56 pm

I vote yes

...err no.

Wait, no, I don't vote....?

Demarpublican.

Shit.
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby Zombie Dave McCaig » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:02 pm

Crap- I forgot to add a Cadillac to the background of the Snakeworld pic.
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby JohnFebonio » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:02 pm

I like it Dave. However we need stereotypes of more peoples. Hate - Mongerors, Racists, Religious fanatics (of all cultures), Homophobes, Polygamists, Douchebags, In Your Face Flag Waving Wanna-Be-Patriots, Yuppy Intellectuals, Entitled Wasps, Nose-In-The Air Socialites, Conspiracy Theorists.... etc. :<3: :*: :<3: :*:
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby Zombie Dave McCaig » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:03 pm

Iron Odin wrote:Demarpublican.


I prefer "Fat Cat Republicrat."
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby Zombie Dave McCaig » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:05 pm

JohnFebonio wrote:However we need stereotypes of more peoples. Hate - Mongerors, Racists, Religious fanatics (of all cultures), Homophobes, Polygamists, Douchebags, In Your Face Flag Waving Wanna-Be-Patriots, Yuppy Intellectuals, Entitled Wasps, Nose-In-The Air Socialites, Conspiracy Theorists.... etc.


Imagine the gang from "The View", Rush Limbaugh, and Jane Fonda in there somewhere then.
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby JohnFebonio » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:08 pm

JohnFebonio wrote:However we need stereotypes of more peoples. Hate - Mongerors, Racists, Religious fanatics (of all cultures), Homophobes, Polygamists, Douchebags, In Your Face Flag Waving Wanna-Be-Patriots, Yuppy Intellectuals, Entitled Wasps, Nose-In-The Air Socialites, Conspiracy Theorists.... etc.



Imagine the gang from "The View", Rush Limbaugh, and Jane Fonda in there somewhere then.


Love It. :rawk:
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby monkeybutter » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:09 pm

Zombie Dave McCaig wrote:
Iron Odin wrote:Demarpublican.


I prefer "Fat Cat Republicrat."


vote for the real party of change, the Greenbertarians
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby SNAKEBITE » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:12 pm

hahahahha, good stuff. I just wish we could take unicorns out of the equation, I hate unicorns. but the shaman on a cruiser, yeah


and I actually tried to get my list down to one, but I can't help myself. I know you scientists like shit to be long and full of needless bla bla.

but really, I was hard core into politics for a handful of years. I changed my ways and became part of your guys social paradigm, but really after awhile it kinda started to sound
like religious fanatics(no offense to the religious fanatics on the board,lol)..but this shit is just
so silly. Listening to grown ups, who tell me how silly I sound, talk about how reps and dems are different. the little pokes at each other sounds
like a coke vs pepsi campaign. they may taste a lil different but basically its corn syrup and bubbly...and its not good for ya, may taste sweet at first but a long
term relationship with either one will leave you fat and unhealthy inside.

Just look at what both parties have done and spent collectively.....have things got better?? really? do we have more freedoms? are we safer? is shit convenient enough for everyone?? :roll:

all I can say, is I'm glad I'm stupid cuz I would hate to sound like an idiot.
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Re: How to be good sheep

Postby Soonergriff » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:40 am

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